Life in Junior 1 Ai....:-S

Well, there ain't much to talk about the title above....but at least I can just tell a bit....

Firstly, I'm sort of the hated-by-everyone monitor. Ya, it seems it's just aan lousy-to-be, old and tedious sort of job. But what can I do? They all voted for me....even my close friends asked not to be a monitor....

Anyway, I tried to decline the offer....BUT....you know larh....it's 99.9%impossible, and 0.1% possible!!!

How stupid I am! I forgot to introduce my class! My form teacher is Ms Yong Nyuk Tsin. She sort of short in height, but don't you dare LOOK DOWN at her. One mistake, and you'll be doing the class cleaning the whole day!

My class consists of 48 students, some of my close friends are Alvin, Hector, Edwald, Madzman, and so on..................

Yesterday was the STTSS Bazaar. Wow, it was a big hit! There were so many people there!
There were like torture house (too bad I din't go there, cause got church), paintball (too expensive!) and blah blah blah.........

Coming up is the GOLD MIC competition. I was thinking of singing (although I'm not really that good in singing, LOL....) this coming November. Never try, never know!

Well, this is sort of what it is in Junior 1 Ai, got bazaar, gay (as in a happy way!) friends, exciting competition......


Elliot Heng
20-07-2009

Laughter, the Best Medicine

A priest walks into a bar and asks the first man he meets, “Do you want to go to heaven?” The man says he does. “Then stand over here, my son.”
The priest asks a second man, “Do you want to go to heaven?”
“Certainly,” is the man’s reply, so he joins the first guy.
The priest walks up to another man and asks, “Do you want to go to heaven?”
“No, Father.”
“You mean when you die, you don’t want to go to heaven?”
“Oh, when I die,” says the man. “I thought you were getting a group together to go right now.”


"I've got the biggest sheep farm in the state," a farmer boasted to his neighbour.
"Oh, yeah? How many sheep do you have?"
"I don't know. Every time I try to count them, I fall asleep."


After moving into his flat, Ed complained about his neighbour to his mum. "One woman cries all day, another moans, and then there's the guy who keeps banging his head against the wall."
"You better keep away from them," she said.
"I am. I stay inside all day playing my tuba."


Why don't skeleton date?
They don't have any body to go out with.

Why can't mummies keep friends?
They're too wrapped up in themselves.

Do zombies eat candy with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately.

My Everything Friend

You magnify my happiness
When I am feeling glad;
You help to heal my injured heart
Whenever I am sad.

You're such a pleasure in my life;
I hope that you can see
How meaningful your friendship is;
You're a total joy to me.

Heaven's Grocery Store

I was walking down life's highway a long time ago,
and day I saw a sign that read "Heaven's Grocery Store".

As I got a little closer the door came open wide,
And when I came to myself I was standing inside.

I saw a host of Angels. They were standing everywhere.
One handed me a basket and said, "My child shop with care.
Everything a Christian needs is in this grocery store.
And if you could not carry them all, you can come back for more".

First I got some PATIENCE. LOVE was in the same row.
Further down was UNDERSTANDING, needed everywhere you go.

I got a box of or two of WISDOM, a bag or two of FAITH,
I couldn't miss the Holy Ghost, He was all over the place.
I stopped to get some STRENGTH & COURAGE to help me win the race.
And though my basket was getting full, I remembered to get some GRACE.

I didn't forget SALVATION for that was free.
So I tried to get enough for you and me.
Then I started to the counter to pay my grocery bill,
for I thought I had everything to do my Master's will.

As I went up the aisle, I saw PRAYER and had to put it in,
for I knew when I stepped outside, I would run into SIN.
PEACE & JOY were plentiful, they were on the last shelf,
SONG & PRAISES were hanging near, so I just helped myself.

Then I said to the Angel, "How much do I owe?"
The Angel smiled and said "Just take them everywhere you go".

Again I smiled at him and said "How much do I really owe?".

The Angel smiled again and said,
"My child, Jesus paid your bill a long time ago".

A new world

My aunt (yiyi) helped me set up this blog. I will start to write about my journey as I grow up. Do you think it is a good idea?